- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Wolfjob.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Shea's sty....

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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