- Anti Joke

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.