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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

being sober in a bar fight

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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