Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

womens rights.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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