How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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