LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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