Women's rights.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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420

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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Irish sobriety

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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