What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Refrigerator

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

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