Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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