- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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