- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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