What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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OOOOPPS /

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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