Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Stephen Hawking

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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