- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man walks into a bar

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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