- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Knock knock Come in

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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