- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

the bible

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

why wont me daughter eat my feces

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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