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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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