- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

i hate black people

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Bob Saget that is all

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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