You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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brittney griner

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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