- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Men's rights

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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