- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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