- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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