How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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