What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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