What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

there once was a black man who played basketball

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Please? No.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

13 =B you just learned something

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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