- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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