- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Im gay What about you

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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