- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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