- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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