What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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honest politician

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Women's rights.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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EGGPLANT

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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