My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

who is awesome? no one...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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