Knock Know! Come in!

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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