Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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Rebecca Black.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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