Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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aa

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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drugs.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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how may i help you

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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