- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Steve Jobs is alive.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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