Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Hey how is your wife and my kids

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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