- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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