- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A bar walks into a man

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Y u do dis?

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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