- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

knock knock There's no door

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

did you stub your toe?

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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