why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

penis haha

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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