- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

so the weather's nice...

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

heat!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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