Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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