- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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