Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Justin beiber..

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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