What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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