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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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