- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

BOTTOM!!!

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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