There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Women's rights

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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