How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are flowers.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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