okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

To mama so old, she might die soon.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Soccer...

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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