- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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