Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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were at work systems r down

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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willam dafoe

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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