- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Miscarriages.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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