What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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