- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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