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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

if you are reading this your wasting your time

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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