whats the capital of congo famine

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Womens rights

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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