Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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diarrhea.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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