so the weather's nice...

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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