how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A guy walks into a bar

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Womans baksetball...

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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